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i am a founding member of Mississippi Oil Change

i have been known to check into hotels as Ghost Cow

i proudly serve in the United States Army

i'm so brooklyn

get at me, dog: blazeofmalaise on aim

when we were doing sex tourism in Cambodia and we hired that thirteen-year-old boy to double-team when his john popped out of the closet and ass-raped us both at gunpoint and it turned out he had anal herpes and malaria and we both died in a straw-hut “hospital” bleeding out our butts? That was so old mutual!

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