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Warch Watch
Apr 30th
float in a German parade
Apr 29th

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Old computers are like old people; they can’t do most of the things they could do when they...
Apr 24th
self-portrait
Apr 23rd
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“You don’t wanna go down that road”  It’s likely you’ve heard this...
Apr 23rd
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“Doll Party”. Doogie Howser Rhodes piano for the win.
Apr 22nd
Crappy shot from a camera phone of two big ugly bugs fucking...
Apr 22nd
“A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated...”
— Camus, The Fall
Apr 21st
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Somewhere in the world it’s still 4/20 and so this is still funny. “420...
Apr 21st
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I’ve owned Raw Power by Iggy and the Stooges since I was 16, which is now longer ago than...
Apr 18th
The workspace, as it were
Apr 18th

Pregnant Men Control the Universe!

(note: this article appears under my pseudonym in the April 18th edition of Knoxville’s Weekly...
Apr 17th
“Bill Archer, former head of the House Ways and Means...”
— http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fa...
Apr 17th
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“Home Run in a Silo”. For some reason I think of Dr. Dre in gothic pancake makeup when I...
Apr 17th
Silly sign outside a tony high school in the Nashville...
Apr 16th
Hawkins gives up No. 21 for No. 22
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Elephant Paints Self Portrait I have to quibble with the title and say that this elephant is...
Apr 16th
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“Feveristica!” is the last song I wrote before I moved to Tennessee from Brooklyn. I...
Apr 16th
YTMND - Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
When your spouse is a slob - CNN.com
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
Hitler Rap  comment section bonus: shubell (4 hours ago) hitler was...
Apr 16th

As good a time and place as any

I am currently working on an album to be titled Chamber Pot, which I expect to be able to release on...
Apr 15th
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Somewhat sloppy rendition of a work in progress tentatively titled “Never Learned to...
Apr 15th

this post redacted in full by the dept....

Which sucks because it was really interesting.
Apr 15th